How to gain balls for investing

I love the extremes!

The extremes invigorate me? 

Xxx

Just outperform the S&P index 

$295,000–> $440,000, $450,000, wow $140,000 gain?

Bitch be grateful! - pusha T

How to Zen the fuck out

When is it good to be impulsive, when not? 

Check your investments as in frequently as possible because it will always annoy you.